Santa Balls - Christmas with attitude

Santa Balls luxury gift baubles - there’s one for everyone

4 Santa Balls baubles in a box One Santa Balls baubles in its protective packagingWelcome to the witty, cute, grumpy and frankly bonkers world of Santa Balls! Looking for a unique gift that’s perfect for a Secret Santa or family stocking filler? We reckon we’ve got one for everyone - even the dog!

Each Santa Balls gift bauble is printed by hand by the Santa Balls elves and comes in its own box for easy gift wrapping.

Some of the Santa Balls elves are a bit naughty and have printed some very rude baubles. If you’re under 16 or a genteel, quality-folk kind of person you may need to avert your eyes.

Just click on your chosen bauble below to order!

our first Christmas 2015 sliver
our first Christmas 2015 sliver
SB 07 0170
£3.50
for my husband
for my husband
SB 07 0164
£3.50
best friend
best friend
SB 07 0116
£3.50
I [heart] Scotland
I [heart] Scotland
SB 07 0043
£3.50
for my sweetheart
for my sweetheart
SB 07 0168
£3.50
for my girlfriend
for my girlfriend
SB 07 0167
£3.50
special auntie
special auntie
SB 07 0114
£3.50
special sister
special sister
SB 07 0112
£3.50
Santa’s bitch
Santa’s bitch
SB 07 0068
£3.50
Santa bling please
Santa bling please
SB 07 0028
£3.50
Christmas cracker
Christmas cracker
SB 07 0019
£3.50
I [heart] England
I [heart] England
SB 07 0042
£3.50
Christmas fairy
Christmas fairy
SB 07 0001
£3.50
ho bloody ho bauble black
ho bloody ho bauble black
SB 07 0154
£3.50
merry Christmas wanker
merry Christmas wanker
SB 07 0061
£3.50
stuff Christmas
stuff Christmas
SB 07 0034
£3.50
merry fizzmas
merry fizzmas
SB 07 0197
£3.50
for my boyfriend
for my boyfriend
SB 07 0166
£3.50
for my wife
for my wife
SB 07 0165
£3.50
grumpy Old Git gold
grumpy Old Git gold
SB 07 0150
£3.50
leave presents here
leave presents here
SB 07 0140
£3.50
OMFG it’s Christmas
OMFG it’s Christmas
SB 07 0126
£3.50
world’s best son
world’s best son
SB 07 0106
£3.50
special Mum & Dad
special Mum & Dad
SB 07 0104
£3.50
you is well fit
you is well fit
SB 07 0097
£3.50
It’s Christmas duh!
It’s Christmas duh!
SB 07 0095
£3.50
you are my BFF
you are my BFF
SB 07 0087
£3.50
bling me
bling me
SB 07 0085
£3.50
LOL
LOL
SB 07 0082
£3.50
get sleighed
get sleighed
SB 07 0051
£3.50
glam gran
glam gran
SB 07 0040
£3.50
Owe£ Owe£ Owe£
Owe£ Owe£ Owe£
SB 07 0020
£3.50
Nadolig llawen
Nadolig llawen
SB 07 0195
£3.50
dear Santa define good
dear Santa define good
SB 07 0181
£3.50
tweet me
tweet me
SB 07 0179
£3.50
merry Kissmas red
merry Kissmas red
SB 07 0162
£3.50
Santa shoes please red
Santa shoes please red
SB 07 0160
£3.50
office party hunk
office party hunk
SB 07 0136
£3.50
office party tart
office party tart
SB 07 0135
£3.50
crap Christmas present
crap Christmas present
SB 07 0129
£3.50
No1 Mam
No1 Mam
SB 07 0111
£3.50
merry Christmas you knob
merry Christmas you knob
SB 07 0101
£3.50
Christmas sucks
Christmas sucks
SB 07 0096
£3.50
Santa’s well fit
Santa’s well fit
SB 07 0094
£3.50
No1 Dad
No1 Dad
SB 07 0091
£3.50
No1 Mum
No1 Mum
SB 07 0090
£3.50
no peeking
no peeking
SB 07 0084
£3.50
merry Christmas tosser
merry Christmas tosser
SB 07 0066
£3.50
Dad’s ball
Dad’s ball
SB 07 0064
£3.50
have a crap Christmas
have a crap Christmas
SB 07 0060
£3.50
Ho
Ho
SB 07 0049
£3.50
I [heart] Wales
I [heart] Wales
SB 07 0044
£3.50
Santa I’ve been good
Santa I’ve been good
SB 07 0036
£3.50
pull my cracker
pull my cracker
SB 07 0035
£3.50
hoe hoe hoe
hoe hoe hoe
SB 07 0027
£3.50
merry whatever
merry whatever
SB 07 0016
£3.50
leave presents here
leave presents here
SB 07 0014
£3.50
Xmas is coming - hide
Xmas is coming - hide
SB 07 0013
£3.50

Trade Shows

Watch this space our next trade event will be posted here soon.

Retail Shows

We are presenting our complete range of products including many new designs at the following retail shows in 2017;

2017
Spirit of Christmas Fair 30th October-5th November 2017, Stand A70, London Olympia

British!

Everything we do is proudly designed and developed in good old blighty! All kitchen textiles are made here and we are committed to working with quality British manufacturers. Please contact us if you are one and would like to work with us.