Santa BallsAprons

Our professional quality SLOGAN aprons have messages that leave no doubt about your views on the whole cooking ‘thing’ in general.
Generously one-sized to fit curvy ladies to portly chaps, all come with a capacious front pocket (ideal for storing the cook’s emergency hip flask).

NEW MY WORD aprons feature exclusive designs where the images are created by relevant words.
Cakes make up the cupcake, cheese varieties make up the cheese, wine varieties make up the wine bottle… well, you’ve got the idea now! Perfect gifts, they are one-sized and come with adjustable neck tapes.


All our aprons are 100% cotton and proudly designed and made in Britain.

Festive Bird
Festive Bird
SB08 0007
£16.00
Queen of Christmas
Queen of Christmas
SB 08 0131
£16.00
tinsel tits
tinsel tits
SB 08 0125
£16.00
Santa’s bitch
Santa’s bitch
SB 08 0068
£16.00
bah humbug
bah humbug
SB 08 0048
£16.00
stuff Christmas
stuff Christmas
SB 08 0034
£16.00
ho bloody ho
ho bloody ho
SB 08 0006
£16.00
I love christmas
I love christmas
SB 08 0004
£16.00
may the fork be with you (black)
may the fork be with you (black)
AS 08 0102
£16.00
Queen of the Barbecue (pink)
Queen of the Barbecue (pink)
AS 08 0101
£
Kitchen Minion (blue)
Kitchen Minion (blue)
AS 08 0100
£16.00
born to F*@k forced to cook (red)
born to F*@k forced to cook (red)
AS 08 0099
£16.00
more Vodka please (black)
more Vodka please (black)
AS 08 0098
£16.00
nice buns (pink)
nice buns (pink)
AS 08 0097
£16.00
Quality Controller (black)
Quality Controller (black)
AS 08 0095
£16.00
What would Mary do? (pink)
What would Mary do? (pink)
AS 08 0094
£16.00
Eat it of Wear it (pink)
Eat it of Wear it (pink)
AS 08 0093
£16.00
King of the Kitchen (blue)
King of the Kitchen (blue)
AS 08 0092
£16.00
Prosecco Princess (sand)
Prosecco Princess (sand)
AS 08 0091
£16.00
Prosecco Princess (grey)
Prosecco Princess (grey)
AS 08 0090
£16.00
The Cake Crusader (pink)
The Cake Crusader (pink)
AS 08 0089
£16.00
Galley Slave (blue)
Galley Slave (blue)
AS 08 0088
£16.00
complete and utter Barista (black)
complete and utter Barista (black)
AS 08 0087
£16.00
more Gin please (grey)
more Gin please (grey)
AS 08 0086
£16.00
Kitchen Bitch (red)
Kitchen Bitch (red)
AS 08 0085
£16.00
Prick with a Fork (blue)
Prick with a Fork (blue)
AS 08 0084
£16.00
King of the Barbecue (grey)
King of the Barbecue (grey)
AS 08 0083
£16.00
more wine please
more wine please
AS 08 0082
£16.00
more wine please
more wine please
AS 08 0081
£16.00
more champagne please
more champagne please
AS 08 0080
£16.00
more champagne please
more champagne please
AS 08 0079
£16.00
Queen of the Kitchen
Queen of the Kitchen
AS 08 0076
£16.00
Queen of the Kitchen
Queen of the Kitchen
AS 08 0075
£16.00
More Gin Please
More Gin Please
AS 08 0071
£16.00
The Pie who loved me
The Pie who loved me
AS 08 0069
£16.00
What would Delia Do?
What would Delia Do?
AS 08 0068
£16.00
What would Jamie Do?
What would Jamie Do?
AS 08 0067
£16.00
Procecco Princess
Procecco Princess
AS 08 0066
£16.00
No Soggy Bottom
No Soggy Bottom
AS 08 0064
£16.00
Cook Eat Drink Repeat
Cook Eat Drink Repeat
AS 08 0063
£16.00
curry King
curry King
AS 08 0062
£16.00
more champagne please
more champagne please
AS 08 0061
£16.00
fat bloke cooking
fat bloke cooking
AS 08 0060
£16.00
more beer please
more beer please
AS 08 0057
£16.00
Her Ladyship
Her Ladyship
AS 08 0055
£16.00
His Lordship
His Lordship
AS 08 0054
£16.00
more wine please
more wine please
AS 08 0052
£16.00
more wine please
more wine please
AS 08 0051
£16.00
Bossy Bitch
Bossy Bitch
AS 08 0050
£16.00
Queen of F@*king everything
Queen of F@*king everything
AS 08 0049
£16.00
No1 Mum
No1 Mum
AS 08 0048
£16.00
Domestic Goddess
Domestic Goddess
AS 08 0047
£16.00
Queen of the Kitchen
Queen of the Kitchen
AS 08 0046
£16.00
Drinks Monitor
Drinks Monitor
AS 08 0030
£16.00
Sex and Drugs and Sausage Roll
Sex and Drugs and Sausage Roll
AS 08 0028
£16.00
Grumpy Old Git
Grumpy Old Git
AS 08 0026
£16.00
prick with a fork (black)
prick with a fork (black)
AS 08 0022
£16.00
F*@k off I’m cooking
F*@k off I’m cooking
AS 08 0019
£16.00
prick with a fork (red)
prick with a fork (red)
AS 08 0015
£16.00
serious about sausage
serious about sausage
AS 08 0011
£16.00
Licenced to grill
Licenced to grill
AS 08 0009
£16.00
No.1 Dad
No.1 Dad
AS 08 0007
£16.00
The Boss
The Boss
AS 08 0006
£16.00
King of the Barbecue
King of the Barbecue
AS 08 0001
£16.00

Trade Shows

Watch this space our next trade event will be posted here soon.

Retail Shows

We are presenting our complete range of products including many new designs at the following retail shows in 2017;

2017
Spirit of Christmas Fair 30th October-5th November 2017, Stand A70, London Olympia

British!

Everything we do is proudly designed and developed in good old blighty! All kitchen textiles are made here and we are committed to working with quality British manufacturers. Please contact us if you are one and would like to work with us.